Escape from Salami Land!
If you have ever found yourself craving salami 24/7, do not be alarmed.Be very, very afraid. You have entered... The Salami Zone! Things you once believed are no longer real. Real food will no longer taste like food. If you do nothing, soon you will become a Salami Wraith.
This situation is GRIM. Special Doctors who see special doctors have determined that not eating your ani-mangos can trigger Impulsive Salami Dysfunctional Antialiased syndrome. This will cause rapid salami growth, usualy ending in high salami cholestral.
The moral of the story is...
EAT YOUR ANI-MANGOS!
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