Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Basic arithmetic

Yesterday, my math teacher threw a new problem at me. It hurt. Does anyone out on this wide, desolate net know a cure for Mathematics? I'm starting to grow a poiple rash on my left intestine. Why must this be so? To figure out a cure for math, I made the following formula:

Where X equals the difficulty of the math problem on a scale from one to ten, and M is the percentage of your daily Ani-Mango intake, and Frn is how many French Languages you speak, and Q is how much hand lotion you should rub on your tummy, Then X/2M-Frn=2Q.

As you may or may not be able to see, If you do not eat any Ani-Mangos, you cannot be cured for your problem. So, as the wise archimedes says, "Snooglephres."

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