Weird Ramblings

To Stu, or not to Stu

Stu. Stu is a dangerous word, in the wrong hams. For instance, if a man who insists on you calling him Bob walks up to you and says,"I therefore Stu you to Stu!", you know that Stu is near. To all people named Stu, I advise you get away from this website, to someplace like cheese dot com. You may be offended by anti-stu behavior.

Everybody besides Stu, you are to be warned. Stu's are dangerous individuals who sometimes take the fancy to run around, waving around a month-old slice of ground chuck screaming, "NOODLES TASTE GOOD IN PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!" (Okay, that was me, but my name is relatively Stu-like. Snoof. Stu. Snu. Stoof. Snofu?) Anyhoozah, Stu-like individuals can be violent and dangerous if left alone. If you see a Stu today, I highly reccomend throwing bits of plaster at him. It may cause more peace in the world.

Stock quotes for Stu.

posted by Tree Bito @ 7:04 PM