Weird Ramblings

Children's Storytime

Come, children, come and hear a wonderful story that will warm your heart!

Once upon a time, there was a small, timid child named Bob. He was walking by the beach one day when he saw a lobster.

Editor's Note: Lobsters, as you know, are vicious monstrosities of the sea that have drowned many a ship with their huge, deadly claws.

Bob picked up the lobster. It was fairly cute, with its big eyes and colorful claws.

Editor's Note: Lobsters' claws are horrendously deadly, and should be avoided at all costs if you want to live. One claw can cut through three layers of reinforced concrete.

Bob was then startled, as the lobster's claw nipped his finger.

Editor's Note: Bob, as you can guess, was soon dead. The evil lobster had obviously killed him, and eaten him as a feast. Bwuhahaha!

Goodbye, children! I hope you've enjoled today's story!

posted by Tree Bito @ 5:48 PM