Pie and Its many uses.
You may be thinking right now, "Snooglephres." This is extremely normal, let me assure you, and can be cured by buying around six hundred two liter bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red and sending them to me, which may not help your situation, but will make me very hyper for about a year.Another thing you may be thinking is "How many ways can pie be used to cause mass destruction?" The answer is simple, yet very long. I will give you the top ten ways:
10. Put pie over open flames. When it catches on fire, pick it up with your bare hands. This will hurt, so you will probably go running and screaming outside, where you will cause other people to start to panic, causing mass chaos.
9. Photograph pie. Publish it on the internet on a website that talks mainly about "Science." To look at pie, people would have to read long, boring essays about the "Theory of Relativity." Brain overloads would happen, and they will spontaneously combust in a wonderful burst of blue, yellow, and occasionly pink on the rare occasion that that person has been eating cotton swabs in the last twenty-four hours.
8. Add eight pounds of confectionary sugar to pie. Feed the pie to someone who has recently been at a wild party, spending late hours drinking expresso or Mountain Dew (Hey, that's what I do at parties!) Stand back. (Don't forget your tranquilizers!)
7. Make seven pies. put them in a circle, with one in the center. Get a cat, and drop in in one of them. The cat will scream, jump out of the pie and land in another. The now infuriated cat will leap out of the pie, angry as a... pie-covered... cat? Then hit the cat with gamma rays (found in your household microwave) and stand back. A large, godzilla-like creature with a cherry flavor will demolish the surrounding countryside.
6. Err... I'm fresh out of I-dees. What to do, what to do... I KNOW! You foolish readers, I mean, faithful bloggers can post uses of pie! I'll give out (imaginary) Awards! Post comments by clicking on Post Comments.
PIE WILL DESTROY US ALL!
2 Comments:
Oh-Kahy peopleses, post stuff here about the uses of pie. You can win prizes! In your mind!
well, that llama guy sort of knows what he is talking about, though the martian route is good, it is a little quaint. A much more effective way to use pies to produce mass mayhem is to take DNA samples from all of the diffrent pie flavors (this may take a while since there are so many types of pies and certain pies like the Triple Fudge Rasberry Melt Deluxe Platinum Edition) and mix them with pure super-condensed cream cheese 3"x3" cubes (5 arranged in a pyramid for best results)and scrape off of the top the plasma like gelly, which can then be formed into millions of microscopic balls that explode with a power 5 million times the explosive action of the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima. The problem though with this gelly is that explodes when it comes in contact with anything other than anti-matter
-Demonneko8
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