Weird Ramblings

An Ode to Cheese

Today as I was making myself a double exspresso with extra sugar, I realized something very important. CHEESE IS LIFE. Without cheese, we would have no cheesecake, no cheese pizza, no cheese curds! (Imagine that! A life without cheese curds! The very thought makes me shudder!) To honor this great and noble dairy product, June Sixth should be National Cheese Day. For the entire day, we would only eat cheese, and nothing else. We would throw cheese parties, wear cheese hats, play cheesey Godzilla flicks, and, of course, eat goldfish, the snack that smiles back. Then we would look sadly upon the poor, confused people who deny to celebrate cheese, and throw slices of roast beef at them. Poor, sad, non-cheese-loving people. It should be a crime not to love cheese, punishable by death. One day, us cheese lovers shall RULE THE WORLD! Hahahahaha! Ha! Ha...

posted by Tree Bito @ 10:18 PM