Lollipops
Ah, lollipops. These small, fruity bits of hardened sugar are sure to brighten up anyone's day. Hard on the outside, but on the inside... it is still hard. Actually, why do you see chidren eating lollypops anyway? They may taste good, but they are not all that yummy or filling. Why do elementary school teachers give children these so-called "lollypops" when they are good, anyway? Why not give the good children cheese instead? In the future, I hope schools will have happy situations like this everyday:TEACHER: Joey, what is two plus two?
JOEY: Umm... between the range of zero and ten?
TEACHER: Hooray for you, Joey! Have some cheese!
JOEY: Hooray! Cheese! (overcome with glee, he begins to prance around.) Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Chee...
BOBBY: Hey, why can't we have some cheese?
SUE: Yeah! We want cheese too!
JAMES: Give us cheese or face annhilation!
(giant mobs of cheese-possesed children chase after teacher, who then remembers what a nice job garbage collecter is.)
Actually, we couldn't have that. Good teachers are hard to come by, and the NYS education buget is getting lower and lower. The added cost of cheese could use up all the school's remaining expences and cause it to have to close.
Now, that's not such a bad idea.
Ahahahahahahahahah!
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