The Dangers of NOT Eating your Daily Ani-Mango
Every day, people seem to ask me these following questions:1. Why don't you bother somebody else?
2. Can't you leave me alone?
3. What would happen to my entire biological structure if I ever FORGET TO EAT MY DAILY ALLOWANCE OF ANI-MANGOS?
Actually, people don't ask me that last question too often, which explains how not eating Ani-Mangos is a worldwide issue. As my fairly, but not completely good friend (due to an incident involving a revolver, a slice of roast beef, and exacty three-hundred and six trained hamsters) posted on this site a warning message to all Non-Ani-Mango eaters. He/she/it said "With out Your daily supplement of Ani-mangos, you may expeience signs of grumpiness, sneezing, and a sheer urge to eat soap. Now you don't want that, do you?" I think all of us (except Bob) can understand this warning. Right now, sixety-three point two five eight percent of all citizens including, but not limited to, cheese-lovers, postage workers, and Nazis do not get their daily supplement of Ani-Mangos, resulting in high tempers, low blood pressure, and purple toes (why else were socks invented?) This is now a leading problem in our great nation, your great nation, and John Doe's great nation (a.k.a. Wigosvania.) I must bring the common peoples and llamas together to end this sad, cruel, and frequently involving George Clooney event that is causing... bad... causes.
EAT YOUR ANI-MANGOS!
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