Ani-mangos!
Today I met up with my old buddy, whose name is too long/hard to spell to put in here, reading a so-called "Mango" magazine from Japan, home of little robots that go beep, about some sort of legendary hero-type person who probably has a name like: "Yugishaman" or "Mystoria" or "Larry Pat". Anyway, I found it odd about the way he was lookin' at the "Mango".
He was reading it backwards! I thinked to meself,
This defies all logic! "Mangos" are supposed to be read from left to right! Then I realized something else that made me quiver in pure fear.
MANGOS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMALL, FLESHY FRUITS THAT YOU RINSE FOR THIRTY SECONDS IN WARM WATER AND THEN EAT, OR, IF YOU PREFER, CUT INTO SMALL, BITE-SIZED PIECES AND SERVED IN A FRUIT SALAD. This confused me and made me confused, which is very bad English on my part so I apologize. I was struck with a thought. These "Mangos" were from
Japan, so they must not be ordinary Mangos. These must be some special type of Mangos,
drawn in anime! Yes! These must be the legendary
ANI-MANGOS! I jumped in the air, overcome with glee, and hit the ground. Oops.
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Don't forget! Ani-mangos keep the doctor, orthodontist,chiropracter, dermatolagist,Dentist, Nazi's, and the Depatment of Sanitation away!
With out Your daily supplement of Ani-mangos, you may expeience signs of grumpiness, sneezing, and a sheer urge to eat soap. Now you don't want that, do you?
You can find these fantastic fruits at your 7:12, and they are blue, furry, big haired, lage eyed wonders that perk up your daily.....day!
Oh yes, anonymous, I forgetsed. To everyone else: Eat your ani-mangos! Sing about cheese! And most important: Snooglephres.
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